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Kernel Panic Shirt – Hacker & Programmer Graphic

Kernel Panic Shirt – Hacker & Programmer Graphic

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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The Kernel Panic t-shirt is a nod to every programmer’s dreaded moment — the system crash. Instead of frustration, this design channels humor and hacker pride into a bold graphic featuring circuit lines, warning icons, and the phrase that makes coders everywhere groan.

Whether you’re a sysadmin managing uptime, a hacker pushing the limits of hardware, or a developer juggling dependencies, this shirt lets you wear your scars with style. It’s not just a tee, it’s a badge of honor for those who’ve survived endless reboot loops and lived to tell the tale.

Crafted on the premium Gildan 64000, you’ll love its soft cotton comfort, durable print, and versatile unisex fit. Built for long coding sessions, homelab builds, or casual hangouts at the hackerspace.

Why it belongs in your rotation:

  • Geeky design that resonates with coders and sysadmins

  • Clean tech-inspired vector artwork

  • Perfect conversation starter for tech meetups and hackathons

  • Comfortable fit built for late nights and debugging marathons

 

Embrace the crash — then reboot in style.

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Description

✅ Classic style
✅ Sustainably made
✅ Lightweight comfort
✅ Easy on skin
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Perfect for showcasing your unique designs, this classic, ultra-soft t-shirt is designed for comfort, durability and effortless style.

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Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping & Returns

Currently only shipping to United States

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $70!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@bitthreads.io.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@bitthreads.io.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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