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Merge or Die – Dev Workflow Propaganda Shirt

Merge or Die – Dev Workflow Propaganda Shirt

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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Every developer knows the tension of merging branches. The “Merge or Die” t-shirt takes that pressure and turns it into bold, wearable coder propaganda. With sharp red directional arrows converging at center and strong lettering across the chest, this design channels the high-stakes energy of version control.

Built for coders, hackers, and makers, it’s more than just a graphic tee — it’s a declaration that you live by Git, commits, and merges. Whether you’re grinding in your startup loft, presenting at a dev meetup, or coding through the night, this shirt will resonate with your peers who know the struggle.

Crafted on the Gildan 64000 blank, it offers a soft cotton feel with a modern unisex fit that lasts. Lightweight yet durable, it’s made for long days at the keyboard or casual nights out.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Striking “Merge or Die” slogan with bold coder symbolism
  • Eye-catching design for developers, sysadmins, and hackers
  • Premium comfort on a trusted blank
  • A perfect conversation starter at meetups or hackathons

Merge conflicts happen. But in this shirt, you’re already winning.

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Description

✅ Classic style
✅ Sustainably made
✅ Lightweight comfort
✅ Easy on skin
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Perfect for showcasing your unique designs, this classic, ultra-soft t-shirt is designed for comfort, durability and effortless style.

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Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping & Returns

Currently only shipping to United States

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $70!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@bitthreads.io.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@bitthreads.io.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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