Clampire – “I Require More Clamps” Halloween Woodshop T-Shirt

$24.99 USD

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Bring a spooky sense of humor into the workshop this Halloween with the Clampire. This playful design features a vampire built entirely out of F-style clamps, complete with a single red drop accent and the phrase “I Require More Clamps.” Whether you’re a carpenter, maker, or hacker, you know one thing is always true: you can never have enough clamps.

Perfect for shop nights, makerspace events, or your Halloween party, the Clampire tee celebrates woodworking culture with a seasonal twist. It’s equal parts funny, nerdy, and relatable—designed to make fellow builders and tinkerers nod knowingly.

Why You’ll Love It

Unique Halloween woodshop design you won’t find anywhere else
A wink to the eternal clamp shortage every maker understands
Bold white line art with a striking red accent—looks sharp on dark shirts
Conversation starter at the shop, makerspace, or costume party

Product Details

Printed on the Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
100% ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
Lightweight, soft feel with a classic fit
Durable print that holds up to shop dust and repeated washes
Sizes S–3XL

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
Do not iron directly on print
Designed for everyday wear in and out of the shop

✨ Whether you’re clamping up a big glue-up, carving pumpkins, or just hanging with friends, the Clampire tee is the perfect seasonal shirt for makers and carpenters with a sense of humor.

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Description

✅ Classic style
✅ Sustainably made
✅ Lightweight comfort
✅ Easy on skin
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Perfect for showcasing your unique designs, this classic, ultra-soft t-shirt is designed for comfort, durability and effortless style.

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Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping & Returns

Currently only shipping to United States

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✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@bitthreads.io.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@bitthreads.io.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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