Blame It On The Universe – Git Meme Developer Tee

$24.99 USD

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git blame --the-universe. For the nights when the root cause is… everything. This tee keeps the joke deadpan and readable: one crisp line of monospaced type, centered and clean, no bulky graphics—just the perfect amount of nerd.

Why devs love it

Minimal one-line design in a clean monospace—instantly legible at stand-up or code review.
Soft, breathable print (single-color DTG) for a lightweight hand feel.
Pairs with any fit; works on dark or light shirt colors.

Fit & specs

Base: Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle (modern, true-to-size fit).
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain cotton/poly blends.
Weight: ~4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) mid-weight comfort.
Construction details for durability: taped neck/shoulders, double-needle stitching.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside-out; mild detergent.
Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not bleach.
Do not iron directly on the print.

Printing & shipping

Made to order to reduce waste.
Typical production: ~2–5 business days.
Standard delivery: usually 3–7 business days in the U.S. (varies by location and carrier).

Perfect for DevOps, SREs, version-control archaeologists, and anyone who’s stared at a blame graph at 2 a.m. Clean. Minimal. Universally understandable.

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Description

✅ Classic style
✅ Sustainably made
✅ Lightweight comfort
✅ Easy on skin
✅ Runs True To Size
✅ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Perfect for showcasing your unique designs, this classic, ultra-soft t-shirt is designed for comfort, durability and effortless style.

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Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping & Returns

Currently only shipping to United States

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $70!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@bitthreads.io.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@bitthreads.io.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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